All Our Websites Are 100% Horsemeat Free

At Hit Reach we take the needs of our clients and the quality of our work extremely seriously.

Due to all the recent news reports we felt compelled to be able to assure our customers that all of the websites we build and the SEO campaigns we conduct are completely Horsemeat Free.

Just one of the steps we’ve taken is to employ a quality control team to check all the work we’re doing. Below is Alison, Graham and Sarah. Even though they are not designers or developers please welcome them to team as you would any other member of staff.

All of our websites are now being created within laboratories which are checked daily for any signs of Horse contamination caused by pollution from the outside world.

We’re currently waiting on government officials and the Food Standards Agency to grant our new website development labs a Horse free seal of approval following a site inspection and once we obtain a site BRC code and code of conformity certificate we will make them public on our website.

We’ve also gotten rid of all the mice in the office just in case they are contaminated. Below Jamie uses one of the new touchscreens we’ve brought in.

We realise that it’s not just the environment in which we produce the sites we need to worry about and that our developers and designers could be regularly exposed to Horsemeat themselves. That’s why every member of staff is being required to take a urine test each morning before they are admitted to the lab.

Below you can see Steph testing for Horsemeat contamination. Samples which are contaminated turn blue.

FAQ’s

Q: Is this a joke?
A: No. Following some concerns from vegetarian clients we felt this was a necessary step to take.

Q: Do your websites now come with any kind of guarantee?
A: Yes. You will receive an official stamp you can use on your site to give your users and customers peace of mind.

Q: I’m a potential customer, can I inspect your new labs?
A: Yes. Simply call us on 0808 22 444 22 to arrange a suitable visiting time. You would be required to take the urine test which Steph can carry out within 30 minutes. If successful you may then take a short tour.

Q: Does this limit the type of work you’ll do?
A: To be on the safe side we no longer work with any horse racing/betting sites and can no longer incorporate horse imagery such as horse shoes into the sites we produce. Sorry for any inconvenience caused.